Hello! Remember me? I know, I'm sorry I've been so quiet. Things are a'changing over here at Side Order HQ. My husband and I have decided upon getting a divorce (amicably, I must add). It's been a long time coming and the relief on both sides that we can finally let go has been immense. … Continue reading New chapter
My mother calls me "a regular Pollyanna". I am relentlessly cheerful in the face of adversity. Give me any shitty situation (and life has dealt me a few crappy hands), and I will find the positive, the silver lining, the sunshine. I am known for my smile - a big expressive mouth and eyes that … Continue reading Hello red rag, I’m bull.
I run. I run until my lungs are burning and the sweat is streaming into my eyes. I run until my legs are aching with the effort of keeping me moving, and my feet feel too heavy for my body. I run thinking about him, and him and him. I think about them running next … Continue reading Run, rabbit, run.
He watches her. She is posing, twisting her body around to get the best angles for pictures. Her luscious tits, her ripe ass, her pretty cunt. He watches as she lies down on the bed, arms stretched above her head, her eyes crinkling at the corners as she smiles into the camera. He watches as … Continue reading Night watch
Me: I love sucking cock. And I’m fucking good at it. I love licking and sucking and taking every inch down my throat. I like gagging and choking on cock. I love the taste of cum. Him: Love the taste of cum? Ok that part is odd. Sorry, what? If I'd been drinking tea, I … Continue reading Try another flavour
People assume I have a lot of sex. After all, I write about it and post naked pictures of myself for the internet to see. I'm married, and I have lovers (I can't actually say that without wanting to snigger - I feel like an elderly French widow...but you get my point). I am, as … Continue reading How much are you having?
I'm currently having a love affair. She is luscious. Curvy and rounded and carrying a little extra weight - but that suits her. Her ass is round and firm and her pale skin compliments marks and bruises beautifully. She has long legs of which she is very proud, with thick strong thighs. Her tits are … Continue reading Woman in love